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Meet My Sisters

I am an athlete. Unless I’m a slug. Unless I’m fierce. Unless I’m afraid. Unless I’m a professional. Unless I’m a lost little kid. Unless I’m an old woman. Unless I’m a hot mama in her 40s.   It all … Continue reading

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Tough Mudder. It’s coming for me.

Things that you think about when you’re 46 and your first Tough Mudder is nine weeks away. 1. Nine weeks. That’s still quite a few weeks. 2. Nine weeks. ARE YOU SHITTING ME? There are things in my refrigerator that … Continue reading

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Three Day Juice Fast Day 1

5:49pm. I was doing really quite fine until just now. No caffeine- or sugar-withdrawal headaches, no exhaustion other than the normal laziness, no crankiness. But right now I feel like I might starve in the next ten minutes. I am … Continue reading

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